Now I'm not one to get road rage....

"Your boy, BJR" (jerseyshoreben) 04/16/2014 at 13:56 • Filed to: Rants

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have some Škoda rally goodness for your time. But holy fuck did this fat bitch in her beat to shit dodge fucking caravan figure out how to push my goddamn buttons. Tailgating absurdly close for 3 fucking miles with her stupid fat fucking gob flapping about as she chewed what looked an entire goddamn pack of gum like the fat fucking heifer she was. Usually I never get road rage but I seriously considered reversing into her piece of shit at the next stoplight and yanking her out to curbstomp her into oblivion....HALLELUJAH....HOLY SHIT!!!!!

CalzoneGolem > Your boy, BJR 04/16/2014 at 13:58

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What if she was attractive?

Jeff-God-of-Biscuits > Your boy, BJR 04/16/2014 at 14:04

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Where's the Tylenol?

$kaycog > Your boy, BJR 04/16/2014 at 14:08

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You mad?

JACU - I've got bonifides. > Your boy, BJR 04/16/2014 at 14:59

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Please. Don't hold back. Tell us how you *really* feel. Especially about fat people.

Your boy, BJR > CalzoneGolem 04/16/2014 at 15:06

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I honestly think it was the look on her face. Smug as shit.

CalzoneGolem > Your boy, BJR 04/16/2014 at 15:07

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If it makes you feel any better you're probably less than a blip on her radar.